Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
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i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
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The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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