R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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