Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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