shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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