Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
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