At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Randomize
