Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
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im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
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I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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