So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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