32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
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