Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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