Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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