i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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