how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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