If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
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