Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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