D3 body, D1 cock
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
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