I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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