that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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