I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
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I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
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Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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