I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Randomize
