dude i'm inner monologue high
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
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we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
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Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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