is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
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So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
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Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
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