Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
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I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
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The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
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