I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
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dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
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My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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