it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
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Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
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I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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