I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Dear sober self: your car keys are in the glove compartment, your car is outside the church. I hope you're reading this from your own bed instead of someone else's.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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