We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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