I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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