singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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