Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
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My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
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Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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