doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
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