just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Randomize
