Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
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Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
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Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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