Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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