so explain again why im purple
no
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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