Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
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Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
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Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
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