i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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