You're so nebulous sometimes
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Randomize
