I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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