So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
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he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
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He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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