lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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