I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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