I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Green mimosas i think yes
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Randomize
