I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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