If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Welp...herpes.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
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its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
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Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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