i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
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nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
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You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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