Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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