is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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