awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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