i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
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I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
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I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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