Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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