It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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