I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Sober January is a disaster.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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