That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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