Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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