thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
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She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
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Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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