nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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