He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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