im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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